Little Johnny's Letter to Santa
You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of Decemb... Santa's Army
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the pr... Star Wars Christmas
Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little fathe... Children's X-Mas Carols
A teacher in Atlanta asked her students to write the words to their... Tempting Santa
A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she put... Christmas Oneliners
Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Ch... Christmas Italian Style
Twas the night before Christmas,
Da whole house was mella,
Not a... The Legend Of Angels Atop Trees
Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going rig... Santa's New Contract For 2000
A new contract for Santa has been negotiated...Please read the follo... Christmas Gifts
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birth... Rudolph's Medical Bill
Santa Claus brings poor Rudolph to the vet. He says to the vet, "Do... Russian Rain
There was once a great czar in Russia named Rudolph the Red. He stoo... Santa In Texas
Santa Claus needed a vacation. He decided to go to Texas because it... Pray For Gifts
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the wee... Zoo Christmas
The Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year they predicted the gene... Santa and the FAA
Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal A... Ficticious Characters
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and... Jokes: 17
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