Employee Sport Preferences
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announc...
14 Reasons To Allow Drinking At Work
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress
3. It le...
Useful Work Phrases
1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique poin...
Real Life Dilbert-Type Managers Memos
"My boss spent the entire weekend retyping a 25-page proposal that o...
Jail Vs. Work
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT...
Thank God It's Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the...
Consultants Commandments
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
...
Dream Job
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person aske...
10 Things To Say When Called To The Office
1. "I'm gonna kill her"
2. "Shit, They found the body"
3. "Where's...
Program Managers
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their progra...
Windows Support
An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows ins...
Things to Say at a Job Interview
See photo of interviewer's family on desk, point, start laughing unc...
Restroom Trip Policy
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
FROM: EMPLOYEE RELATIONS DEPARTMENT
SUBJECT: RES...
How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace
1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
2)...
S.H.I.T. Memorandum
MEMORANDUM
TO: All Employees
FROM: Communications Services
SUB...
Twenty Management Styles
1) MANAGING BY WALKING FASTER THAN THE EMPLOYEES These kind of manag...
Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work
ESCAPEE Definition: A fart that slips out while peeing or forcing p...
Performance Reviews
These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee p...
Inspirational Messages Not Heard At Work
17. There is no "I" in "teamwork." But there is in "management kiss-...
What Things On Your Resume Really Mean
I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH STRESSFUL SITUATIONS: I'm usually on Prozac....
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