Top Ten Hobbies Of Darth Vader
10) Making prank "heavy breathing" phone calls 9) Sneaking up beh...
Top Ten Reasons Han Won't Let Chewie Take The Falcon For A Spin
1. Chewie insists on putting 'Don't Like My Driving? Call 1-800-EAT-...
Darth Vader's Top Ten Pet Peeves
10. Having to live a good part of my live with the name 'Anakin.' ...
Top Ten Failed Force Powers
10. X-Ray vision: for checking out what the other gender jedi were h...
Top Ten Scenes Taken Out of The Star Wars Trilogy Special Edition
10. Tauntaun and Hoth Wampa rendition of The Ice Capades. 9. Luke...
Top 10 Reasons Why Bossk Is The Coolest Bounty Hunter
10. His action figure kicks butt. 9. Two words: live lunch. 8....
Ten excuses for a condom in a Big Mac
In case you missed the article, someone once found a condom in a McD...
10 Simple Rules For Dating My Daughter
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be del...
Top Ten Acronyms Least Used In Personal Ads
10. JRLA -- Janet Reno Look-Alike 9. CWP -- Cigar-Wielding Presid...
Ten Things Not To Say To Your New Girlfriend's Parents
1. My parole officer thinks Sara has a calming effect on me. 2. D...
The 10 Most Important People in a Woman's Life
1. The doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes" 2. The den...
Why Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt In The Star Trek Universe
10) In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "...
The Top Ten Signs That You're Being Stalked By A Leprechaun
Generic-looking green van parked across the street with Notre Dame b...
Top Ten Things Samuel L. Jackson Should Have Said in the Star Wars Prequel
Note: In case you didn't know, Samuel L. Jackson was in the first pr...
Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sac...
Top Ten Signs Your Spouse May Be Having An On-Line Affair
10. Lately she sits at the computer naked. 9. After signing off,...
10 Things To Say When Called To The Office
1. "I'm gonna kill her" 2. "Shit, They found the body" 3. "Where's...
Murphey's Laws Of Computing
1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it t...
Ten Reasons Why Macs Suck
10) You can't use 5-1/4" floppy disks. 9) You can't go shopping w...
Ten Signs Your DotCom In On The Skids
1. The company CEO has moved from the corner office to the ledge out...
Ten Top Reasons Computers Are Male
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better...
Top 10 signs Technology Has Taken Over Your Life
10. You need to fill out a form that must be typewritten, but you ca...
Top Ten Reasons To Like Wedge Antilles
10. He saved Luke's life about a bizillion times 9. He's cool ...
Top 10 Signs That Your Co-Worker Is A Computer Hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. ...
Top Ten Habits of Highly Effective Flamethrowers
Rule 10: Never forget that the person reading your mail is a person,...
Reasons The 80's Were A Cooler Time To Grow Up Than The 90's
10) MTV actually played videos in the 80's. 9) There were only on...
Top Ten Signs You're a True Star Wars Fan
10. When arguing Star Wars against Star Trek, you use the words 'Sta...
Top 10 Fun Things To Do In The Hoth System
10. Playing high-stakes dodgeball with asteroids. 9. Seeing how b...
Top Ten Ways Michael Jackson Would Be Cooler if He Lived in the Star Wars Universe
1. Due to high loss-of-hand rate, wearing one glove is fashionably a...
Top 10 Reasons Anakin Skywalker Went to the Dark Side
1. Wanted cool voice like James Earl Jones' 2. Owed money to J...
Top Ten Ways to Know You Bought A Second-Rate Death Star
1. It has a central exhaust port just below the main port. 2. It...
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