You know you're a Star Wars geek when...
When you pass out while trying to move a pencil across the desk with...
T-Shirts in the Star Wars Universe
"My Mom (and/or Dad) fought at the Battle of (Yavin/Hoth/Endor) and...
Why the Chicken Crossed the Road..In the Words of the Star Wars Characters
YODA: Crossing the road makes not a chicken great. VADER: Because...
DEATH STAR = DEATH TRAP
For all the yipping Admiral Motti does about his station being the "...
Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word "Pants" for key words
We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down....
Everything I've ever learned, I learned from Star Wars
1. Never trust men in dark helmets. 2. It really isn't necessary t...
Ways To Make Episode II Better Than Episode I
Near the beginning of the movie, Jar Jar Binks finds a light saber a...
Top Ten Signs You're a True Star Wars Fan
10. When arguing Star Wars against Star Trek, you use the words 'Sta...
Top 10 Fun Things To Do In The Hoth System
10. Playing high-stakes dodgeball with asteroids. 9. Seeing how b...
Top Ten Ways Michael Jackson Would Be Cooler if He Lived in the Star Wars Universe
1. Due to high loss-of-hand rate, wearing one glove is fashionably a...
Top 10 Reasons Anakin Skywalker Went to the Dark Side
1. Wanted cool voice like James Earl Jones' 2. Owed money to J...
Top Ten Hobbies Of Darth Vader
10) Making prank "heavy breathing" phone calls 9) Sneaking up beh...
Top Ten Ways to Know You Bought A Second-Rate Death Star
1. It has a central exhaust port just below the main port. 2. It...
Top Ten Reasons Han Won't Let Chewie Take The Falcon For A Spin
1. Chewie insists on putting 'Don't Like My Driving? Call 1-800-EAT-...
Top Twenty Star Wars Related Famous Last Words
1. "Aw, look captain! A cute furry animal!" 2. "I am fluent in ov...
Things You'll Never Hear Yoda Say
What expect you from someone 900 years old? English perfect??? Si...
Things You'll Never Hear Darth Vader Say
If this is a consular ship, could you please tell the ambassador to...
Lines You Always Wanted to Hear In a Star Wars Film
Luke: Hey, what happened to Biggs? I could have sworn he was here a...
Darth Vader's Top Ten Pet Peeves
10. Having to live a good part of my live with the name 'Anakin.' ...
Things Luke Did Between ESB and ROTJ
1. Spent a lot of time in the gymnastics facilities working on those...
Top Ten Failed Force Powers
10. X-Ray vision: for checking out what the other gender jedi were h...
Why Star Wars Is Better Than Real Life
In real life, people drive "the Pacer", "the Pinto", and "the Statio...
Top Ten Reasons Not To Join The Empire
10. Stormtroopers are the Empire's first line of defense. 9. All...
Why Star Wars Is Better Than Titanic
Titanic's big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive. Star Wars has WAY...
Signs You've Been Waiting in Line Too Long for "Star Wars" Tickets
That chick dressed as Princess Leia in front of you now qualifies as...
The Top 12 Pick-Up Lines Used by Star Wars Fans
12. "Hey, Beautiful. What's a nice girl like you doing waiting in li...
The Top 14 Things Bill Clinton Would Say if He Were in "Star Wars"
14. "Well, it depends on your definition of 'father', Luke." 13....
The Top 14 Signs You're Not Watching the Real "Phantom Menace"
14. As if the girl-girl porno action weren't tacky enough, you can a...
Top Ten Scenes Taken Out of The Star Wars Trilogy Special Edition
10. Tauntaun and Hoth Wampa rendition of The Ice Capades. 9. Luke...
Top 10 Reasons Why Bossk Is The Coolest Bounty Hunter
10. His action figure kicks butt. 9. Two words: live lunch. 8....
Top Ten Things Samuel L. Jackson Should Have Said in the Star Wars Prequel
Note: In case you didn't know, Samuel L. Jackson was in the first pr...
Star Wars Christmas
Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little fathe...
You Might Be A Redneck Jedi Knight If...
You ever uttered the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." Your...
Sexual Star Wars Trilogy Lines
A NEW HOPE 'She may not look like much, but she's got it where...
The Top Surprises in the Re-Mastered "Star Wars"
New scene in which Chewbacca teaches Han Solo how to lick himself. ...
Why Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt In The Star Trek Universe
10) In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "...
Top Ten Reasons To Like Wedge Antilles
10. He saved Luke's life about a bizillion times 9. He's cool ...
Star Wars Astrology
ARIES (March 21 - April 19) Star Wars Character : The Emperor Th...
Bumper stickers in the Star Wars Universe
My Jedi brat can beat up your honors student I survived the Battl...
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