Memo From God
Memo to: The members of the Kansas Board of Education
From: God
... Eleventh Commandment
Last week a very important meeting took place among God, the Pope an... And God Created Man
And God created woman.
She had two arms, two legs and three breasts... Hippie and the Nun
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. T... Heaven or Hell?
This woman dies and goes to heaven. While waiting in line, she hears... Leftover Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two... Beware Of Voices
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded... Unheavenly Blessed
Three nuns were talking. The first nun said "I was cleaning the Fath... Translating Hebrew
A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they came up... Ten Years Bad Luck
A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has j... Scared Straight...For Math
Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried eve... The Devil And The Golfer
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a... God's Time And Money
A preacher went into his church and he was praying to God. While he... The Cost Of Woman
One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out... How Man Earned Longevity
God created the donkey and told him: you will work tireless from sun... Preacher's Horse Racing Exploits
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told th... Rabbi And Priest Car Accident
A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Bot... Married Priest And Nun
A priest and a nun were lost in a snowstorm. After a while, they cam... The Cause Of Arthritis
A man, who smelled like a distillery, flopped down on a subway seat... You Need To Have A Bad Day To Get Into Heaven
It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to acc... Saying Grace
A 4-year-old boy was asked to give the meal blessing before Christma... Santa's Army
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the pr... The Old Golfer
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee a... Jesus and the Hotel
Jesus walks into a hotel with a hand full of nails. He puts them on... One Mean Preacher
Ounce there was this truck driver who loved to hit people on the sid... Robbery In A Church
A crook thought maybe he could rob a church. The crook takes the mon... Blinds Man
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior... Jesus Is In The Bathroom
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his stude... An Atheist
An atheist was walking through the woods one day in Alaska, admiring... Religion in Ireland
There was an American basketball player that had a tournament in Bel... Religious One Liners
Q: Why did Jesus Christ cross the road?
A: Because he was nailed to... Two Leprochans
Two leprochans have a bet. To settle their bet, they take it to a co... Lost Preacher
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold... Christ Returns to the NBA
After a two-year hiatus from basketball, Jesus Christ returned to th... Jesus And The Redneck
An Irishman in a wheel chair entered a restaurant one afternoon and... Bill Gates And God
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and... Email Mistakes
It's wise to remember how easily email -- this wonderful technology... Jesus Saves
Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer... Caught From Above
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in... Even God Enjoys A Good Laugh
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:
1... Duplicating God
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to Him, "God... Finally Got To Heaven
The couple were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years.... What Is Easter
Three natural blondes died and found themselves standing before St.... Vote For Hell
While walking down the street one day a female senator is tragically... Golf With The Pope
One day a man named Bob was playing a round of golf with the Pope. O... Ham Sandwich
A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane.... The Reason Fish Smell
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but coul... The New Preist and His Mistakes
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.... The Bathroom Confession
One day a priest was in the confessional and he had to go to the bat... Amish Humor
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an open buggy one col... And God Made Man
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God..."Lord, I have... Ford vs. God
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angel tells For... Final Confession
When Nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and... Jokes: 53
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