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Jokes name: Fish Tales

Pat& Mick are fishing 5 mile offshore in a 10ft Tinny when along comes a wave & capsizes them. As they start to swim to shore a shark attacks Paddy & bites off both his legs. Pat assures Paddy they'll be alright so they start swimming to shore. You would not believe it the shark comes back & bites off both of paddy's arms. Pat says to Paddy I'll put you on my back & I'll piggyback you to shore.When Pat crawls up onto the beach with Paddy on his back he turns & says to Paddy, I'm completly stuffed mate, Paddy says to Pat I'm so sorry mate, but it was the only way I could hold on.

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