A Fishing Lure
A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the be... Rabbit Test
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are a... Slow Cop
A woman was driving her old beat up car on the Highway with her 7 ye... Not My Parking Ticket
I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 m... 63 Ways To Piss Off A Cop
63 Ways To Piss Off A Cop
1. When you get pulled over, say "What'... Dirty Police Report
A man knocked on a door an a women answered and he asked if he could... Dressing Up to Go Out
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station... A Bad Day
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding... A Case For The FBI
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?"
"Hello, is this FB... An Unlikely Stop
A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf c... Anything You Say
When Johnny got arrested, they told him, "Anything you say will be h... The 10 Most Important People in a Woman's Life
1. The doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes"
2. The den... Arresting the Judge
A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when... Back Seat Driver
A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, "What's th... Boy, Officer & Squirrel
A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand an... Caught From Above
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in... Circle Fly
During a traffic stop a police officer is swatting at a fly that is... Driving with Penguins
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back sea... Drunk Driving Test
A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards fur... Dumb Robber
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just... Farmer Loses 2025 Pigs
Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand. The... Fido Will Find It
Police officer George and officer Mary had been assigned to walk the... 22 Things To Never Say To A Cop
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Of... Getting out of a Speeding Ticket
Did you hear about the kid who was pulled over for speeding?
The co... Green, Pink and Yellow
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes righ... Cop Stories
Good: A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn... Blonde Breathalizer Test
One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for spee... Smart-Ass Cop
Two guys are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a... Getting Out of A Ticket
A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for... Blonde Breathalizer Test
One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for spee... The K9 Patrol
The police department, famous for its superior canine (K-9) unit, wa... Jokes: 31
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