Dress Of Love
An old woman went to visit her daughter and she found her naked, wai... Warm, Soft, & Gooey
A man went into a grocery store, got 3 cans of dog food, and walked... We Could Have Been Here Sooner
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves be... Viagara Bed
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital.
"How... You Called Me?
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there h... Perfumes
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York Cit... Retiring Mailman
A 65-year old mailman decided it was time to retire. When the small... Teased Old Lady
Defense Attorney: What is your age?
Little Old Woman: I am 86 yea... Oldies But Goodies
Some of your old favorites have re-released their great hits with ne... Golden Years
The Golden Years
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I... Old Lady's Pet Forg
An older lady was somewhat lonely, and decided that she needed a pet... Memory Test
Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory test. The... Wedding Registry
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decisio... An Old Man's Woes
An sad, old man sitting was sitting on a park bench when along came... I Must Be Dead
An elderly couple is lying in bed one morning having just awakened f... Exercise For Seniors
For those of us getting along in years, here is a little secret for... Finally Got To Heaven
The couple were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years.... Ten Dollars Is Ten Dollars
Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year... Chatty Parrot
An elderly woman was looking for a pet to be a good companion and no... Suicidal Grandma
Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly desponden... Sex Therapist
A couple, both 67, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor aske... Nursing Home Cop
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in h... Pray For Gifts
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the wee... How to Identify Where a Driver is From
1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.
2. One hand on... Ma and Pa
Ma and Pa where rocking on the front porch when Pa turned and slappe... Celebrating Their 35th
A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th ann... Jokes: 26
OLD AGE JOKES