The Three Stooges on HMO's
Q. What does HMO stand for?
A. This is actually a variation of the... Headache
A guy has been suffering from severe headaches for years with no rel... Lesson For An Autopsy Class
A professor is giving the first year medical students their first le... A Serious Medical Condition
Queen Elizabeth II was visiting one of New York's finest hospitals a... Memory Test
Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory test. The... Stern Sibling
An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby... Sex Therapist
A couple, both 67, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor aske... Results-Oriented Man
A very frustrated man visits his doctor. "Doc, you've gotta help me!... Rudolph's Medical Bill
Santa Claus brings poor Rudolph to the vet. He says to the vet, "Do... Heart Transplant
An old Souther planter goes into the hospital and is informed by the... Bad Tooth
A man and his wife entered the dentist's office.
"I want a toothp... New Answering Service Installed at Mental Health Institutes
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you are obse... Ex-Lax Cough Syrup
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a sales... An Ounce Of Brains
A lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor. It's so large,... Surgery
As the lawyer woke up after surgery, he said" "Why are all the blind... Still A Virgin
"Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?... Diagnosis
"You've got a touch of pneumonia," said the medical officer after ex... Dirty Sex Pictures
A man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I... Psychology Experiment
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at... Feeling Guilty
A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must... Not His Problem
A psychologist is at a party talking with a small group of people, w... Clinic's Name
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of... The 10 Most Important People in a Woman's Life
1. The doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes"
2. The den... Grand Delusions
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physi... Confused People
In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversat... Behaviorist Solution
Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of... Viagara Bed
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital.
"How... Bad Dreams
A distraught man goes to see a psychologist. How may I help you?’ th... Inventive Cure
A woman went to her Health Maintenance Organization. After about 15... Super Computer Physician
A man goes to his physician and is shocked to find that he has been... Medical Confusion
A man goes to his physician to pick up his sick wife's results. The... Wedding Registry
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decisio... Iron Phone
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her... Bubba's Buttholes
Bubba died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed... Medical Compliment
A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her... Burn Patient
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horribl... French Patient
Four surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate... The Test
Two men were in a clinical laboratory.One of them was moaning badly... Memory Loss
The doctor comes in and tells his patient he has some good news and... Complete Coverage
Two men are in a doctor's office. Each of them are to get a vasectom... College Letters
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes of... Druggist's Bad Day
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, th... Doctor and the Bee
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All... Extra Effort
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist when early in the... Jokes: 44
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