Golfing With Wife
A lovely afternoon finds one fellow and his wife golfing. They have... Farmer's Divorce
A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divo... Genie In The Lamp
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled upon an old... Great Sex Coupon
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he... Gorilla Headache
It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the z... Heaven's Cars
Three friends are in a car driving to the ballgame when a big truck... Just like a baby
Man and a woman had been dating for about a year and their relations... 24 hours
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has... Ten Years Bad Luck
A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has j... Tatooed Penis
There was this man and when ever he got his pay check his wife would... Sex Talk
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Does... The Perfect Shot
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking u... Getting Out of A Ticket
A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for... Married Priest And Nun
A priest and a nun were lost in a snowstorm. After a while, they cam... Marriage or Prison
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing... Dating Vs Marriage
When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When you are ma... The Next One
After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested... Organic Vegetables
My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went a... Speaking Part
John's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appoint... Much Improved
The other day at work I ran into Bob. We chatted over lunch and he d... Bad Tooth
A man and his wife entered the dentist's office.
"I want a toothp... How Many Kids?
Some newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of childr... Five Kinds Of Sex
1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period,... Second Mortgage
This sex researcher phones one of the participants in a recent surve... My Husband's Home
A man came down with the flu and was forced to stay home one day. He... Wrong Cell Phone
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private... Damaging Food
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The ma... The Fishing Groom
A man and his newlywed check into a mountain resort by a lake. The d... Going To A Lecture
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked a... Reality In Marriage
This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, althou... Wedding Registry
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decisio... Girlfriend 5.0
Desperately seeking technical support!
I'm currently running the... Mood Ring
A wife reports, My Husband, not happy with my mood swings so he
bo... Attitudes
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their... Ten Dollars Is Ten Dollars
Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year... Appointments
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped h... Drink 'Till She's Cute
A man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard days work t... Dress Of Love
An old woman went to visit her daughter and she found her naked, wai... Firm THIS Up
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and... Father and Son
A man and his young son are in the drugstore when the son comes acro... Jokes: 40
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