A Little Male Bashing
Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
A: Because they are plugge... Female to Male Translation
What a woman says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon,
you and I need t... Gas Grill
A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working... And God Created Man
And God created woman.
She had two arms, two legs and three breasts... If Only Men Would Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is drivin... Leftover Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two... The Smarter Sex
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. B... Smoking
A young couple had been married for a couple of weeks, and the man w... Men Are Like A Pack Of Cards
Men are like a pack of cards:
you need a Heart to love them;
a D... Humor in the Restroom - The Wisdom you can find on the Walls
1. Friends don't let their friends take home a ugly men. from n a Wo... Hanging By A Rope
There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a heli... Dis Letter
Dear _______________,
I regret to inform you that you have been e... The Five Secrets To A Great Relationship
1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasio... Husband 1.0
HUSBAND 1.0 There are a lot of pressures to upgrade from Boyfriend 6... Rubber Necks
Q:What do men do when they see a fine ass girl is behind them?
A:Br... Tech Support for Husband 1.0
To: Tech Support
To whom it may concern,
Last year I upgraded fr... Ten Top Reasons Computers Are Male
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better... Good Trade
A traveling saleswoman is driving toward home in Arizona when she se... Good Sex Days
A recent study found out which days men prefer to have sex. it was f... Why Men Get Out Of Bed
A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in... Lottery Winner
A woman rushes home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into... Mood Ring
A wife reports, My Husband, not happy with my mood swings so he
bo... Benefits of Being a Woman
We got off the Titanic first.
We get to flirt with systems suppor... How To Shower
How to Shower Like a Woman
1. Take off clothing and place it in s... Lost Brain Cell
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which mistakenly wand... Selfish Or Wise?
A woman was confroted by a genius and asked to make three wishes bu... Men are like...
....Placemats
They only show up when there's food on the table.
... What Men Really Mean
"It's a guy thing."
Really means...."There is no rational thought p... Attitudes
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their... And God Made Man
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God..."Lord, I have... Computer Terms
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns,... Did you know...
Single women don't fart......
Because they don't have assholes un... Jokes: 32
MALE OHNO JOKES