Millennium Pie
(with apologies to Don McLean, American Pie)
A long, long time ag... A Brief Affair
A young associate was romantically ambushed in a darkened room of th... Introductions
"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent.
"And you... A Man From Nantucket
There was an old man from Nantucket
His cock was so long he could s... Teddy Bears Picnic
If you go down to the woods today you're sure of a big suprise
If y... Golden Years
The Golden Years
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I... Jack & Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marajuana.
Jack got hi... The 12 bugs of Christmas
For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
See if they... 12 Days Of Helpdesk
On the first day of Christmas, a user gave to me
A problem with E.T... Abort, Retry, Ignore?
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, Syst... AOL Pie
A long, long, time ago
I can still remember when I dialed up their... Oral Sex - An Ode To Love
Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
... Computer Song
Computer Song To be sung with the theme from the Beverly Hillbilly... Dr. Seuss Explains Computers
If a Packet Hits a pocket on a socket on a port
and the bus is inte... Help
(Sung to the tune of 'Help!' by The Beatles)
When I was younger a... Intel's Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas,
And all over the 'Net,
All the p... A Peach
a peach is a peach
a plum is a plum
a kiss just aint a kiss with... Jingle Gates
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a... My Computer Crashed And Died Today
My computer crashed and died today
And I thought, "oh well what th... Spam I Am
My name is Spam.
Spam I Am.
I have some stuff I'd like to sell.
T... Spell Checker
I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly... This Thing Called PSP
What's this thing called PSP?
I pondered and I wondered...
I hit t... Christmas Italian Style
Twas the night before Christmas,
Da whole house was mella,
Not a... Twas the Night Before Implementation
Twas the night before implementation
And all through the house
Not... What If Dr. Seuss Did Technical Training Manuals
Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say:
If a p... Nursery Rhymes
JACK AND JILL
Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill
... Jack And Jill
Jack and Jill Went up the hill
to smoke some marijuanna.
Jack got... A Game
Sex is fun,
Sex is a game,
1 night of passion,
9 months of pain,
... Give Back My Glove
I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
... A Guy's Job
A guy sticks his location,
In a girl's destinstion,
To increase th... Little Rose
Little blue eyed Rose Sinclair,
Stood shyly by the barber's chair
... Adam and Eve
In the Garden of Eden,
As everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
Wit... My First Time
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
He... The Associate's Vacation
For six years, the young attorney had worked incredibly long hours i... Jokes: 34
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