A Blonde Finally Wins
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long fligh... Surgery
As the lawyer woke up after surgery, he said" "Why are all the blind... Outrun The Bear
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear... Lock The Safe
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle o... Lawyer One Liners
Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A tick falls... Lawyer's Appeal
Many years ago, a junior partner in a firm was sent to a far-away st... A Lawyer's Priorities
Two lawyers were walking down Rodeo Drive, and saw a beatiful model... Square Balls?
A little old lady went into the headquarters of a large national ban... Still A Virgin
"Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?... That's Not Fair
A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devi... Bear With Me
A very wealthy lawyer vacationed for several weeks each year at his... Ficticious Characters
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and... The Brass Rat
A man, visiting San Francisco, noticed a musty curio shop, which see... Deer Tracks
Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a pair of tracks. T... Do You Serve Lawyers?
A man walked into a bar, leading an alligator by a leash. He asked t... I Have To Sleep With What?
Chicago sent its police chief, fire chief, and city attorney to a mu... A Poor Choice of Snack
Two tigers were stalking through the jungles of Asia. Suddenly, the... Professional Courtesy
Did you hear about the lawyer on vacation whose sailboat capsized in... The Corruption Trial
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attor... Do You Know Me?
At the start of an important trial, a small town attorney called his... The Lawyer Jury
A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had... An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist
An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the mer... The Rabbit And Snake
A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest... Lawyer's Charity
The local United Way office realized that it had never received a do... An Ounce Of Brains
A lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor. It's so large,... Two Questions
"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer tw... And A Lawyer Made Man
A surgeon, an architect an a lawyer are having a heated barroom disc... Money In The Coffin
An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take all his mon... Cold Winter Day
"It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hand... Jokes: 29
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