10 Things To Say When Called To The Office


1. "I'm gonna kill her"
2. "Shit, They found the body"
3. "Where's my lawyer?"
4. "He's still alive?"
5. "They've got nothing on me"
6. "I thought I got rid of the evidence"
7. "I told him to hide the body in the boiler, not the shed"
8. "Fuck"
9. "I didn't do it"
10. "Can they convict me on heresay?"

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