Top 10 Reasons Why Bossk Is The Coolest Bounty Hunter


10. His action figure kicks butt.

9. Two words: live lunch.

8. His ship, "The Hound's Tooth," has bitchin' flame decals and fuzzy dice.

7. It's easier to give someone the middle finger since he's only got three fingers.

6. He's the only bounty hunter with built-in snakeskin.

5. His bloddshot eyes are from constant partying.

4. He's nice to his mother.

3. He had the nerve to threaten an Imperial admiral on the Empire's flagship.

2. He skins Wookiees. 'Nuff said.

1. Can eat his own weight in Ewoks.

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