Things You'll Never Hear Darth Vader Say


If this is a consular ship, could you please tell the ambassador to come out of hiding so we could discuss this like civilized beings?

Has anyone seen my inhaler?

Impressive...most impressive. Can you do that again?

You should not have come back. But, since you're here, let's shake hands and call it even.

But I was going into Toshi station to pick up some power converters!

Man, this armor chafes.

Luke, do you ever get that not-so fresh feeling?

Wow! Neat!

What does that button do?

I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

Oh man! I just shot Cpt. Needa in the face! Needa's dead, baby. Needa's dead.

Here's looking at you, kid.

Are you the keymaster?

Well, excuuuuuuuuuse me!

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