Top 10 Fun Things To Do In The Hoth System


10. Playing high-stakes dodgeball with asteroids.

9. Seeing how bad things smell on the INSIDE.

8. Snowball fights.

7. Salvaging wreckage.

6. Watching your pee freeze before it hits the ground.

5. Pitching rocks into Space Slug's cave; running away when he comes out.

4. Hunting Wampas with a bowcaster.

3. Tauntaun tipping.

2. Leaving.

1. Reminding yourself, "At least this is better than Dagobah."

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