For all the yipping Admiral Motti does about his station being the "ultimate power in the universe," certain aspects of the Death Star's construction leave a lot to be desired. Indeed, on several occasions the Death Star's sinister engineers seemingly made it one of their design specifications to make things as dangerous as possible.
Consider these examples:
*1. THE SUPERLASER
Each of the superlaser's seven constituent beams shoots down a manned accelerator tunnel, causing anyone who might be standing next to these beams to shirk against the wall and hope they aren't disintegrated by a stray static charge (fig.1). Each beam has at least enough power to destroy a planet one-seventh the size of Alderaan, so we can assume close-up exposure to any of them could lead to massive epidermal ionization, incurable melanoma or, at very least, unwanted freckles.
The superlaser accelerator tunnels probably have to be worker- accessible, and I'm not calling for a removal of the catwalks alongside the beams' paths. But couldn't they sufficiently warn the technicians before the thing was going to be fired so they could move out of harm's way? Would the installation of a few lousy warning lights really have cost that much more in the Emperor's grand scheme of things?
*2. DANGEROUS ALLOCATION OF ARTIFICIAL GRAVITY
Any spherical battle station the size of a small moon would have its own gravity, wherein "down" would be directed toward the station's center. But we can tell the Death Star uses artificial gravity generators, because "down" is always in the direction of the station's "south pole." (Those Imperial boobs actually expend energy to defeat a core-oriented gravity situation that would have made more sense to begin with! Suckers!) Given that the station utilizes artificial gravity generators, why aren't they turned off or just plain not installed beneath the station's slew of virtually bottomless chasms? Countless stormtroopers (stormtroopers with families, I would remind you) would have lived to fight another day were their minor blaster wounds not followed by a plunge into oblivion (fig. 2). Okay, okay. It's possible that only one gravity generator services the entire Death Star, and that that generator can't be fine-tuned to provide gravity to only certain areas. But if that's the case, then why is there a...
*3. COMPLETE LACK OF SAFETY RAILS AROUND DEADLY CHASMS
Take docking bay 327, for example (figs. 3, 4). There's a huge elevator shaft in the floor, in the middle of what is obviously a high-traffic area. And not so much as a "Watch Your Step" sign. Even more preposterous is the placement of controls for the tractor beam, hundreds of feet up and surrounded only by a precarious six-inch circular ledge (fig. 5). Sure, this setup worked to the Empire's advantage at least once, significantly slowing down Obi Wan's attempt to sabotage the controls, but I'll bet the ratio of Rebel sabotage incidents to legitimate tractor beam maintenance by certified Imperial workers wasn't low enough to justify the risky panel placement.
Sure, they look cool, but how many stormtroopers have to whack their heads running into rooms before the Emporer takes notice (fig.6)? We saw it happen once, and we were privy to only an hour or so of Death Star footage. Imagine what goes on during those thousands of hours we didn't see! How many concussions have occured? How many slow-moving saps have been cut in half by the doors as they sliced down into the floor with the efficiency of a galactic-scale French revolution? It is my hope and dream that one day, the Emporer's dark servants will form a union and work to correct these flagrant safety violations.