One day a priest was in the confessional and he had to go to the bathroom. Not number 1 but number 2. So he opens the door to the confessional and sees Bobby the janitor. HE called him over and said, "Bobby I have to go to the bathroom not number 1 but number 2. Can you do the confessions for me?" Bobby replied, "OK father but I dont really know what to do." The priest replies, "It's easy. You look at the list to see what they confessed and match it to the penance that the sin deserves." He agreed and father left.
So the first person came in and said "father I lied." Bobby matched it up and gave 2 our father's. The next person confessed that he cheated on his wife so bobby looked on the list and gave 4 hail mary's.
The next person that came in said "Father i did something terrible!" Bobby responded "What did you do?" He said "I had anal sex with a little boy!" Bobby looked at the list and he could not find ANAL SEX on the list!! So he opened the door and saw little tommy the altar server. He asked him "tommy what does father give for anal sex??" Tommy then responded "Two kit kats and a herseys!!!"