Adult, Male bashing
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JACK AND JILL
Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
LITTLE MISS MUFFET
Sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It was not the spider
that crept up beside her
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
SIMPLE SIMON Met a Pieman
Going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
"Pies, you dumb@ss!"
HUMPTY DUMPTY Sat on a wall
Humpty dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,
The cat did a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
When the cat died of electric shock.
GEORGIE PORGY Puddin' Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, 'cause he was gay.
THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
And when she was good,
She was very, very good,
But when she was bad,
She got a fur coat, jewels, and a sports car.
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