Bottles and Bombs


3 men board a plane. They are Italian, Spanish, and Irish. They fly over to Italy, and drop a bottle. They fly to Spain, and drop a bottle. They fly to Ireland and drop a bomb. They back to Italy and they see a little boy crying. "Little boy why are you crying" they ask. "Because my daddy got hit in the head with a beer bottle" They fly to Spain and they see a little girl crying. "Little girl why are you crying" they ask. "Because my mommy got hit in the head with a beer bottle". They fly to Ireland and see a little boy laughing hysterically. "Little boy why are you laughing" they ask. "Because my daddy farted and blew up the house"

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