Take The Bait
It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen l... Tasters Choice
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his f... Bitch Literal
Three guys are in a bar discussing how much their wives bitch at the... Finger Linking Good
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was hav... Scared Alligator
One day, Gramma sent her grandson Peter down to the water hole to ge... Perfumes
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York Cit... Whorehouse Tomatoes
A man decides to visit a whorehouse. He is sitting in the waiting ro... Who's House
Fou hippies named Bob, John, Janie, and Maxie wanted to go to one of... Soap And Water
A minister was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners, who he kn... Captain Hook
Q: How did captain hook die?
A: He wiped his arse with the wrong ha... Foul Barroom Odor
A man walks into a bar and sits down to a man that is obviously into... Football Lingo
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the mornin... The Wipe
There were two truck drivers in a truck riding down the interstate w... Gas Attack
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is t... Lesson For An Autopsy Class
A professor is giving the first year medical students their first le... Making Cakes
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one... Ex-Lax Cough Syrup
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a sales... Baked Beans
Once there lived a man who had a passion for baked beans. He loved t... Warm, Soft, & Gooey
A man went into a grocery store, got 3 cans of dog food, and walked... Close Shave
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming h... Jokes: 20
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