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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a pe... Getting Out of A Ticket
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George went on a vacation to the Middle East with his family, includ... Humor in the Restroom - The Wisdom you can find on the Walls
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How to Shower Like a Woman
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Theres a blind man right, hes feelin his way down the street with hi... 3 Women
Three blondes are stranded on an island. They find a lamp and rub i... The Many Uses Of Toilet Paper
A husband and wife were laying in bed one night. The wife got up to... Feel Like A Woman
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. Th... Computer Terms
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Becky was on her deathbed with her husband, John, maintaining a stea... Genie In The Lamp
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled upon an old... His and Hers ATM Machines
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A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:
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