Top Ten Ways Michael Jackson Would Be Cooler if He Lived in the Star Wars Universe
1. Due to high loss-of-hand rate, wearing one glove is fashionably a...
Bill Gates Meets His Match
The following is a conversation overheard as Bill Gates was moving i...
Computer Viruses
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 1.3gb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80m...
Michael Jackson
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? ...
Computer Viruses Part 2
Ellen Degeneres virus.....Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC Mon...
Proof that Bill Gates is the Devil
The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowada...
Computer Viruses Part 3
THE AL GORE Virus... (Causes your computer to just keep counting.) ...
Gulf War Quotes
When a Joke Becomes the Truth... "President Bush has said that he do...
John Wayne and the Chinese Guy
One Day, a man walks into a bar.He orders a beer.The Chinese man giv...
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't...
Comedians' Best Lines, 1997
"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was,...
Crashing Supermodels
Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a...
Upgrading Bill Gate's Hell
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether...
Quotes
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's gen...
Wisdom Of Supermodels
ON COURAGE "They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit an...
Give Back My Glove
I did not kill my lovely wife. I did not slash her with a knife. ...
Bill Gates And God
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and...
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