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Linda Burne... Oceans Of Blondes
This blonde was driving down an old country road when she spots a bl... Blonde Dildo
This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His b... Blonde Breast Stroke
A blonde, a red head and a brunette were competing in the English Ch... Blonde Escapee
Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette,... Blonde Shampoo
A blonde and a brunette are both in an elevator.
On the third flo... Blonde Interpreter
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.
As they were approac... Blonde Jigsaw Puzzle
John gets a call from his very blonde girlfriend Buffy.
"I've got... Blonde Passenger
A blond gets on a plane and goes up to first-class. The flight atte... The Slow Golfers
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at the... The K9 Patrol
The police department, famous for its superior canine (K-9) unit, wa... Blonde One Liners
Did you hear about the blonde that put lipstick on her forehead so s... Blonde Bar
A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a ba... The Blonde And The Vending Machine
One time this blonde girl was at a vending machine. She would stick... A Blondes Mother Dies
One day a brunnete was driving home from work, as she got out of the... The Blonde And The Witch
There was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a dance together. W... I Didn't Know
A Blonde, Brunette, and a Redhead where setting together at a coffee... Adam
A blonde walks into a hardware store, and is looking for a new telev... Suicidal Blonde
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out... State Capitals
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She pro... Row vs Wade
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US... Snow Blonde Plow
A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic... A Blonde Finally Wins
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long fligh... Breathe In Breathe Out
There was a blonde that went to the hair salon with headphones. Befo... Thank God It's Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the... Iron Phone
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her... Bad Name
There is this blonde in the middle of a parking lot rowing a boat.
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Two blondes were building a house. one saw that the other was going... Can't Make It
A blonde, brunette and a red-head were trapped on a island 20 miles... Smartest Hair Color
Three dumb blondes were shipwrecked on a desert island. They came ac... Lost Engine
A blonde woman is driving a Porsche. She sees another blonde woman w... Reassured
Two blonde roommates went shopping one day. On the way, one blonde t... Drowning In A Pickup
There were two brunettes in the front of a truck, and three blonds i... Blonde Painter
Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decid... Blonde Sheep Winner
There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes and decided... Can't Breathe
I remember back in 1995 i went over to my neighbors house. She was a... Dent Repair
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. Th... Medical Compliment
A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her... Coffee Drinker
A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my cof... Blonde And Her Job Interview
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office. The intervie... 51 Days
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the doo... 88, 89...
There was a brunette standing along side a busy road chanting "88, 8... Barroom Bet
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both... A Blonde Question
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that... Blonde And The Alligator
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the... A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted... A Blonde's Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she w... Blonde Auto Repair
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic i... What Is Easter
Three natural blondes died and found themselves standing before St.... Hanging By A Rope
9 blondes and a brunette are holding on to a rope suspended across 2... You've Got Mail
A woman was in her front yard, moving her lawnmower when her atracti... Jigsaw Puzzle
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and he... 3 Women
Three blondes are stranded on an island. They find a lamp and rub i... Blonde One Liners (Submitted by users)
Q: What do a Blond ad a turtle have in common?
A: Once on their ba... Blonde Breathalizer Test
One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for spee... She Was So Blond...
...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it s... Blonde Breathalizer Test
One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for spee... Breast Feeding Blonde
A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A c... Jokes: 58