Airline Safety
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flig... Aerial Photos
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures... Classic Tower Conversations
"Air Force '45, it appears your engine has...oh, disregard...I see y... Aviation Sayings
A fiberglass port-a-potty at Oshkosh with the message "I could have... You May Be A Redneck Pilot If...
... your stall warning plays "Dixie."
... your cross-country flig... Pilot One Liners
Q: What is the ideal cockpit crew?
A: A pilot and a dog...the pil... An Airliner
At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the pa... The 10 Most Important People in a Woman's Life
1. The doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes"
2. The den... Feel Like A Woman
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. Th... Crashing Supermodels
Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a... Gay Flight Attendant
I once was on a plane where I was served by an obviously homosexual... Blonde Passenger
A blond gets on a plane and goes up to first-class. The flight atte... Santa and the FAA
Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal A... Blind Pilots
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner a... The 33 Greatest Lies in Aviation
1. I'm from the FAA and I'm here to help you.
2. Me? I've never b... Jokes: 15
AVIATION JOKES